Podcasting

•March 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

imgp27392I don’t know if ya’ll ever listened to the Adam Carolla radio show out of L.A. It was pretty f’n tight. Then the corporate man along with the Jonas Brothers and Brittney Spears decide that humorous, thoughtful, and intelligent conversation wasn’t any important. So naturally CBS radio, being what might ultimately be called money hungry for the few, replaced some quality programming with another f’n top 40 station, what ever that shit is. The point is… expose yourself to something that might have substance. I do not nor can I say f top 40, that is some fun stuff to listen to while bumpin’ and grindin’ courtesy of the same dude who pees on 15 year old girls, and tapes it. Go to iTunes and check out some podcasts. Namely “The Point Is…” and “The Adam Carolla Podcast.” “The Point is…” is actually the brain child of myself and my good buddy over at alexgut.com. One TC will be joining us at some point. I feel these casts, these ground level, REAL words have REAL substance . Just listen. Subscribe. Think with an open mind and use the open dialogue to communicate with our peers, our fellow humans. Be respectful too. Thank you.

r your own l

•February 22, 2009 • 1 Comment

coyoteguni can go on and on routing people and things.. telling you what’s better than sliced bread. though, the best is when people rout themselves.. knowing that in some great or miniscule sense, their life is effed. welcome to fmlife.com.

“Today, I saw a elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. At that point I noticed my phone had fallen out of my pocket in the street and was run over by several cars. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

then people can vote either “I agree, your life is f***ed” or “You deserved that one.” the best ones are a land slide in either direction

“Today, I was watching a documentary on The World’s Fattest Man. Half way through the show the reported started talking about his girlfriend. The Fattest Man in the world has a girlfriend. I’m 21 an have never had a girlfriend. FML

dew tour wrap-up

•February 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

for those not aware, the dew tour went snow extreme this year, wrapping up in the north shore favorite of north star. here’s the girls’ slope style delivering via shredEx

IDK what 2 call IT

•February 9, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Have you ever routed another’s life? I bet you have. Have you ever been routed? I bet you have. Have you ever routed yourself? I might right now. I probably deserve it. Its been months since I have posted on RYL. Just remember if yobaxter_and_knife_edgeu do rout anything, be fair, be honest, and MAKE THE CHANGE. Fuck “change,” the president’s slogan. FYI: I do not know what the man with the plan will do, or how he and the other power hungry egotistical individuals with him will handle his minimum 4 years. What I do know is we cannot judge him or his predecessor until after its said and done. After all in hindsight its usually 20/20 vision we see with, unless, and here is what I’m sayin: you blindly follow. Anyone or anything. Would you trust the wind-swept Mt. Katahdin in the darkest of black nights if you had never walked it or seen it? (P.S. it is a knife-ridge that is less than a handful of feet wide, its long, and a steep fall.) I wouldn’t. That being said, would you trust an individual who has proven nothing, other than they believe according to a certain political affiliation. We need not classify into dichotomies, we need not separate, we need not always follow. But sometimes we do, sometimes we have to. I will never knock someone for being human, I will however knock the individual who has “[t]he mind of a bigot [which] is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. Just as Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. pointed out, whoever the hell they are. Whats creepy about that is Al Franken’ statement that “[w]hen you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.” Or how “[disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.” As Tom Robbins pointed out. At the same time we also have- P. J. O'Rourke who noticed that “[a] little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.” Think about it people. While it this is all real, not all of it is real. Which reminds me, “[l]anguage is the source of misunderstandings.” Antoine de Saint-Exupery. Bringing me to a final point that someone else already told you, L-O-V-E-L-I-F-E. As for routing myself, F that. Ya’ll don’t know me. But I don’t quite either. Maybe one day. Just keep yourself and those around you in check and balanced. Kinda like how are government is ‘supposed’ to. And if you care, just as Bette Midler before me, “I never know how much of what I say is true.” That brings to my mind too much confusion.

mr. president, are you high?

•January 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

i mean.. you did have some time to prepare, right? or maybe getting sworn in just slipped your mind. hrmm tuesday, january 20th. 1/20/9. inauguration day. did you think, “maybe i’ll just wing it.” nice try dude, hope the following days of your term are a little more practiced than this precision execution:

don’t tax jack, my dog doesn’t earn

•January 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

dogfaceso i just read that our governor of california wants to tax veterinary visits. ahhh.. it’s a domesticated animal bra’. my dog costs plenty of upkeep already and provides no monetary return on my investment. while unconditional love is great.. you should probably look into other sources for state revenue. thanks!

here’s how to help: call up this number and push some digits so ah’nold will hear that you oppose this crap.

January 16, 2009

“VETERINARY SERVICES TAX”

The Governor is listening! We need you to take action again and register your “opposition”… It’s simple and effective.

Call the Governor’s office at 916-445-2841.
Select your language choice.
Press “5″ to leave your opinion on a current issue.
Press “1″ to select the issue of extending the sales tax to veterinary services.
Press “2″ to “oppose” the Veterinary Services Tax proposal.
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how to: fight dirty on new years – low tech defense

•December 31, 2008 • Leave a Comment

dont-be-a-fuckinwhile i definitely do not endorse getting in fights as it leads to stupid crap like not being able to work and get paid, i have been in some legitimate fisticuffs in past few weeks. people that know me are aware that i always carry several items on my person that would be described as a “deadly weapon” besides my fists, though it’s best just to walk tall and avoid physical confrontation. but hey.. it’s new years eve and we’re going to party like it’s 1999! just a decade later. everyone i socialize with is making big plans to get off work early and start consuming the largest sum of alcohol in a year, black out before mid night, and ring in the new year by singing to terry. c’mon, it’s the “one night of the year when getting drunk and making a fool of yourself is not optional, but in fact mandatory.” so as people get drunk and heated, bearing witness to a drunken fight is not only possible.. it’s inevitable. if you find yourself cornered >3:1 because your bros are too busy gaming on some drunk BZs, this is how to protect yourself:
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way to go, beard-o!

•December 25, 2008 • Leave a Comment

beardbig surprise portland is the beard capital of the usa. i got to spend some time there this summer.. they have an insane beard:shaven ratio. it’s unruly. but i like it a lot.

“A beard is a bullshit filter. It keeps me from working at lame places and 
interacting with lame people.”

true that

Portland Monthly: Portland beardiest city in U.S

sustainable italian

•December 19, 2008 • 1 Comment

milan
no. not italian food.

“A green Milan is in the works. A park imagined to be over 2 million square meters with about 2000 apartments is expected to hit Milan, Italy in the year 2013. The residential area will house schools, sporting facilities, and a shopping center.”

this is a formal announcement: i will (have)live(d) in milan in the next 5-10 years

depressingly awesome

•December 18, 2008 • 1 Comment

yes. it is. life is. i feel like the statement above can be attributed to nearly everything that i feel passionate about. some of the people i love.. the movie im watching as i type.. and yes, of course, this post too.
depress
http://kioskkiosk.com/c/102/p/978/Depressingly_Awesome_poster
$10
EDIT: sold out!